Old World Aviaries
Top 12 reasons for owning a bird
- You love those designer spots on the backs of all your
- The feeling of bird seed inside your shoes feels normal.
- You can't resist buying just one more bird.
- You would miss having a phone conversation without someone
screaming in your ear.
- You always wanted clothes with birds on them anyway.
- You were tired of being the boss.
- You never liked wearing jewelry anyway.
- Your cuticles needed daily attention.
- You wanted your ears pierced but didn't feel like going
to the mall.
- You didn't think you spent enough time cleaning and cooking.
- You wanted to see what your pain threshold was.
- You wanted to lose weight and needed to be forced to
share half of each meal.
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